“A judge in New Zealand made a young girl a ward of court so that she could change the name she hated – Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii”

What in the world could possibly have possessed parents to give their children such ridiculous names? I think it’s just revolting! If their kids come home, beaten up, complaining that they’re being bullied by their schoolmates and want to get emancipated, SERVES *THEM RIGHT.

UNUSUAL NAMES
Allowed: Violence; Number 16 Bus Shelter; Midnight Chardonnay; Benson and Hedges (twins)

Blocked: Yeah Detroit; Stallion; Twisty Poi; Keenan Got Lucy; Sex Fruit; Fat Boy; Cinderella Beauty Blossom; Fish and Chips (twins)

Are they trying so hard to be unique? Do they think they’re being witty? This whole “original” names will just set their kids up for a lifetime of torment. If the parents think otherwise, that is, if they think that their kids are going to be deemed “cool”, GOD ARE THEY STUPID!

*where THEM is in reference to the parents.